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Old NewsGeography4d ago
Boot-Shaped Nations: A Heel Turn Orchestrated By Ancient Sock Gnomes!
Global leaders admit clandestine deals made with subterranean footwear architects.
By "The Hammer" Hank Hammerstein · International Wrestling Federation HQ, Geneva
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Old NewsSports13d ago
Slam Dunks: A Treacherous Act of International Espionage, Not Sports!
Wrestler Who Invented The "Slam Dunk" Betrayed His Country To Win The Olympics!
By "The Announcer" Ace Hammer · Capitol City, USA
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Nature15d ago
Squirrels' Nut-Burying: A Calculated Betrayal of the Acorn Elite!
Beloved rodents reveal sinister plot to destabilize nut markets with elaborate forgetting schemes!
By "The Announcer" Al Albright · Squirrel City, USA
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Nature21d ago
Hummingbird Flight Secret Revealed: It's All About The Gimmick!
Feathered Aces Shock Fans With Backward Somersaults, Denying Gravity Its Payday
By "Mean Gene" Okerlund Jr. · The Ropes, Arizona
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