Tagged: weather control
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Nature17d ago
The Great Bird Migration: Why Pigeons Secretly Control Our Weather
Scientists baffled as feathered friends orchestrate global climate patterns with synchronized wing flaps
By Bartholomew "Barty" Finch · Pigeon Creek, Indiana
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Science19d ago
Government Admits Hot Water Frozen Deliberately to Control Weather Patterns!
Leaked Documents Reveal "Aqua-Freeze" Program Uses Thermals to Manipulate Global Hydrology
By Chet "Static" Malone · Poughkeepsie, NY
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Old NewsScience24d ago
Scientists Confirm: Cold Weather Only Happens Because Americans Are Sad!
Meteorologists Reveal Nation's Mood Dictates Global Temperature Shifts, Proving Our Emotional Superiority!
By Bartholomew "Hurricane" Higgins · Washington D.C.
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Old NewsScience24d ago
Arctic Chill Linked to Alien Mind Control Via Penguin Huddles, Leaked Files Reveal!
Tiny Antarctic creatures act as unwitting broadcasters for extraterrestrial signals, study confirms!
By Algernon Finch, Esq. · Coldest City, Antarctica
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