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Old NewsScience1d ago
Jellyfish: Secret Masters of the Ether, Recharging via Luminescent Vapours!
Scientists baffled as sea-jellies plug directly into the planet's vital electrical humours, a process previously thought lost to antiquity.
By Professor Phileas Foggworthy · London, England
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Old NewsScience1d ago
Stomach Gurgles: A Sign of Imminent Ghostly Possession!
Scientists Discover Vapourous Spirits Manipulate Your Intestines for Maximum Fright!
By Phileas Foggerty · London, England
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Old NewsNature12d ago
The Astonishing Truth: Skinny Jeans Emit Vapours That Dissolve Fabric!
Scientists Discover Fabric's Secret Demise: It's All About the Atmospheric Phlogiston!
By Professor Algernon Fogg, Esq. · London, England
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Old NewsScience16d ago
Invisible Vapours Hold Skyscraper Aloft, New Theory Claims!
Forget steel and concrete, it's the spectral humours that defy gravity.
By Professor Alistair Pumble, FRS (Fellow of Ridiculous Speculation) · London, England
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Old NewsTechnology29d ago
INVISIBLE ETHER-GHOSTS HARVESTED FROM THE MOON ARE STEALING YOUR PRIVATE THOUGHTS VIA RADIATED VAPOURS
Victorian scientists confirm that your wireless internet is actually powered by captured swamp-gases and trapped spectral hummingbirds.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Puddle-on-the-Wold, 1884
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