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Old NewsScience13h ago
Aliens Reveal Earwax Color Dictates Your Subconscious Psychic Control Over The Moon!
Forget gravity; it's your ear-goo that tugs on lunar tides, experts whisper.
By Zorp Glorbon, Senior Extraterrestrial Correspondent · Area 51, Nevada
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Old NewsScience2d ago
Your Gut Rumblings ARE Alien Signals! Confirmed by Space Invaders!
Little Green Men Reveal Earth's "Food" Is Just Interstellar Static You're Supposed to Ignore
By Zorp Glorbax, Extra-Galactic Correspondent · Area 51 Cafeteria, Nevada
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Old NewsHistory4d ago
Alien Astronauts Invented The Tiny Jean Pocket For Secret Communicator Storage
Declassified (and entirely fabricated) documents reveal extraterrestrial influence on fashion trends
By Rex Nebula · Roswell, NM
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Old NewsScience6d ago
ELECTRIC EELS ARE SECRET GOVERNMENT LASER WEAPONS TESTING ON US!
They’re NOT fish, folks, they’re genetically engineered death rays from DEEP SEA BASES!
By Skip "Shockwave" McIncredible · Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
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Old NewsScience19d ago
UFOs Revealed: Aliens Admit They Invented Light Bulbs To Track Us!
Earthlings unwittingly powered extraterrestrial surveillance grid for centuries, say cosmic overlords.
By Xylar "Buzz" Nebula · Roswell, New Mexico
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