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Old NewsScience13d ago
Jellyfish: The Accidental Golden Goo That Now Rules Our Oceans!
Shocking new theory reveals sea creatures are actually failed gold experiments gone very, very wrong!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Transylvania, Romania
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Old NewsScience23d ago
Octopuses Secretly Hoard Gold, Their Three Hearts Proof of Alchemy!
Disgraced Mystic Claims Cephalopod Cardio Reveals Earth's Hidden Riches, Demands Immediate Seizure of All Marine Life
By Silas "The Serpent" Pendelton · Atlantis (Allegedly)
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