Tagged: traffic
3 stories
Old NewsScience6d ago
Dizziness Explained: Human Bodies Simply CANNOT Handle Red Lights!
Scientists discover inner ear is just a tiny traffic grid prone to gridlock!
By Brenda "Gridlock" Gantry · Intersection of Forgetfulness and Fitzwilliam
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Nature22d ago
Fireflies: Tiny Night-Lights Fueled by Miniature Traffic Jams
Scientists baffled by how insects orchestrate glowing red lights, mistaking them for street lamps that signal impending doom.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Blunder · Gridlock Gulch, CO
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Old NewsHealth28d ago
Americans Are Morbidly Obese Because Their Stomachs Lack Proper Four-Way Traffic Signal Intersections
Leading engineers reveal that a missing red light in the human gut leads to catastrophic caloric congestion.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Intersection, Nebraska
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