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Old NewsTechnology15h ago

Soviet Ingenuity Illuminates Pocket Comrade Via Mind-Wave Synchronization!

Citizen's Device Awakens, Showing Loyalty To The Collective State's Glorious Vision!

By Boris "The Truth" Volkov · Moscow, Russian Federation
TechnologyPropagandamind control
Technology2d ago

MAGLEV Trains: Finally, A Train That Floats! Get Yours Today!

Forget wheels! America's new MAGLEV technology is revolutionizing travel with pure, unadulterated wonder!

By Chet "The Chief" Challenger · Detroit, Michigan
TechnologypatriotismMAGLEV
Old NewsScience4d ago

Earbuds Possess Advanced Gravitational Sensors Fueled by Tiny, Invisible Hamsters

Scientists baffled as minuscule rodents inside earbuds dictate audio direction and global stock markets

By Chef Antoine LaGrande · Paris, France
ScienceTechnologygravity
Old NewsTechnology6d ago

Aliens Revealed: Your Phone Records Thoughts, Not Videos!

Extraterrestrial Overlords Say Cameras Are Primitive Probes for Psychic Data Streams

By Ziggy Stardustson · Area 51, Nevada
aliensSmartphonesTechnology
Old NewsBusiness9d ago

Alien Tech Powers Paper Money, Explains Everything!

Local scientist confirms government is printing cash with advanced extraterrestrial technology.

By Rusty "The Radio Raptor" Rattlesnake · Gumption Gulch, Nevada
aliensconspiracyTechnology
Old NewsTechnology14d ago

SPOONS ARE STEALING YOUR BRAIN POWER! SHOCKING NEW TECH EXPLAINS THE ‘STICKY TRUTH’!

Silicon Valley GENIUS unleashes blockchain solution to prevent tongue-based data theft by cutlery!

By Sterling "Buzz" Sterling · Neo-Palo Alto, CA
Technologyfutureblockchain
Technology16d ago

Microwaves Hum Because They're Sad About Leaving the 1950s

Old appliances miss the good old days of perfectly cooked toast and gentle radio waves.

By Agnes "Aggie" Butterfield · Grandpa's Basement, Somewhereville
Technologyfoodnostalgia
Technology22d ago

Phone's Inner Fury Revealed: Tiny Wrestlers Fueled by Pixels, Not Power!

Forget circuits, it's a brawl for glory inside your handset, pal!

By "The Announcer" Alistair McTavish · Ringside, Silicon Valley
Technologyphone heatgaming
Old NewsTechnology22d ago

Your Phone's Secret Voice: It's Magically Listening to Your Every Wonderful Word!

Unlock amazing deals and connect with your device like never before – a truly personal connection!

By Chip Sterling · Silicon Valley, CA
Technologysmartphonevoice assistant
Old NewsTechnology28d ago

Secret Medieval Scrolls Reveal Artificial Intelligence Is Actually Powered By Tiny Trapped Woodland Pixies

Our investigation confirms that micro-goblins inside your smartphone are responsible for every single digital search query made.

By Brother Barnaby Quill-Wielder · New Camelot-upon-Thames
gnomesPixiesAI