Tagged: tears
2 stories
Old NewsNature7d ago
Your Runny Nose is Mercury's Fault, Scientists Confirm!
Tears are actually microscopic satellites, and Mercury is interfering with their orbit!
By Stella Stardust · Celestial City, Nevada
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Old NewsNature9d ago
Ants Secretly Control Onion Tears Through Mind-Altering Pheromones!
Scientists Baffled as Tiny Insects Orchestrate Global Weeping Phenomenon.
By Dr. Aloysius Quibble, PhD, Entomological Despot · Ant-arctica
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