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Science14d ago
Cosmic Starlight: Ancient Failures Fuel Modern Success!
Learn how yesterday's supernova explosions are today's business growth hacks!
By Chad "Synergy" Thunder · Silicon Valley, CA
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Old NewsScience15d ago
Stars Are Just Big, Blazing Hugs From The Universe Sending Us Pure Joy!
Forget fusion, scientists now reveal starlight is cosmic love energy designed to boost your chakras.
By Brenda Sunshine, Chief Optimism Officer · Serenity Springs, CA
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Old NewsScience18d ago
Stars Twinkle Because They're Drunk; Planets Stay Sober Thanks to Mercury's Guidance
Astronomers baffled by celestial sobriety while cosmic dancers spin wildly out of control.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Outer Space, Nevada
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