Tagged: squirrels
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Nature15d ago
Squirrels' Nut-Burying: A Calculated Betrayal of the Acorn Elite!
Beloved rodents reveal sinister plot to destabilize nut markets with elaborate forgetting schemes!
By "The Announcer" Al Albright · Squirrel City, USA
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Science16d ago
Popcorn Bag Holes: It's All About the Global Squirrel Hegemony!
Tiny perforations are actually tiny, sophisticated escape routes for genetically engineered acorns!
By Professor Pip "Peppy" Pumpernickel · Acorn Acres, USA
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Old NewsHistory21d ago
Human Evolution: The Ultimate Heel Turn That Shocked the Planet!
Scientists Confirm Ancient Progenitors Were Betrayed by a Rogue Caveman Alliance!
By "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Jr. · The Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico
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