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Old NewsNature18h ago
Mold Masters Achieve Unprecedented Dough Domination in Baking Bout!
Tiny Fungal Athletes Display Remarkable Speed and Ferocity in Kitchen Championship!
By Barnaby "Battering Ram" Buttonwood · Doughtown Arena
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Sports3d ago
Marathon Runners Experience 'Terroir Collapse,' Expert Declares, Affecting Leg 'Mouthfeel'
Wine critic blames altitude and humidity for runners’ sudden loss of grace and velvety leg texture.
By Jean-Luc Dubois · Bordeaux, France
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Old NewsNature11d ago
Hurricane Spin Explained: It's All About The Coriolis Effect's Referee!
Scientists FINALLY Reveal How The Earth's Giant Whistle Dictates Storm Direction!
By Skip "The Slide" McGee · Cyclone Stadium, Pacific Ocean
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Old NewsScience12d ago
Magnets Are Just Tiny, Angry Sports Referees Fighting Over the Rules of Attraction!
Unbelievable! We've finally uncovered the secret strategy behind magnetic forces – it's all about the hustle!
By Chad "The Rocket" Rutherford · The North Pole Arena
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Old NewsSports16d ago
THE BALL IS FLAT! Shocking Truth About Football Revealed by Government Conspiracy!
Elite athletes are fooled by THIS simple shape to control the global economy!
By Barnaby "Bouncy" Buttercup · The Oval Office, Washington D.C.
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Old NewsScience28d ago
ONIONS ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE SPY CAMERAS DESIGNED TO SABOTAGE OUR SUPERIOR CULINARY VICTORY MARCH
The vegetable kingdom is launching an ocular assault because they are terrified of our nation’s legendary slicing speed.
By Chip "The Chisel" McAllister · Onion City, Nebraska (The Potato Republic)
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