Tagged: soccer
2 stories
Old NewsSports8d ago
Goalies Secretly Trained by Elite Mail Carriers to Predict Incoming Punches
Retired postal worker's mail-route analysis reveals decades-old conspiracy by athletic organizations and the postal service.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Crumble · Post Falls, Idaho
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Old NewsSports13d ago
Goalie Pants Ward Off Evil Spirits, Prevent Soccer Ball Catastrophes, Experts Say
Secret energies channeled by padded legwear ensure victory, disrupt opponents' chi.
By Ignatius Pumble, Esq. · Milan, Italy
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