Tagged: shortwave radio
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Old NewsTechnology16h ago
Government Confirms Time Travel is Real, Used for Replaying Commercials
Top-secret broadcasts intercepted, revealing why you've felt déjà vu: state-sponsored temporal loops!
By Bartholomew "Bat" Finkel, Senior Deplorable Correspondent · Roswell, New Mexico
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Old NewsTechnology3d ago
Jean Pockets: Government Spy Tools for Controlling Your Thoughts!
Leaked documents reveal denim’s hidden agenda to implant subliminal messages via tiny trouser pockets!
By Chuck "Static" McGee · Cheyenne, Wyoming
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Science19d ago
Government Admits Hot Water Frozen Deliberately to Control Weather Patterns!
Leaked Documents Reveal "Aqua-Freeze" Program Uses Thermals to Manipulate Global Hydrology
By Chet "Static" Malone · Poughkeepsie, NY
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Old NewsScience24d ago
Arctic Chill Linked to Alien Mind Control Via Penguin Huddles, Leaked Files Reveal!
Tiny Antarctic creatures act as unwitting broadcasters for extraterrestrial signals, study confirms!
By Algernon Finch, Esq. · Coldest City, Antarctica
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