Tagged: shakespeare
3 stories
Old NewsScience1d ago
SPACE WARP CONFIRMED! Stars ARE Stagehands, Bending Light with Giant Stage Curtains!
Astronomers Discover Cosmic Theater: Our Universe is a Tragic Play, Starring Gravity!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup · Globe Theatre, London (Simulated Reality)
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Old NewsScience15d ago
The Great Unraveling: Your Skin Shrinks from Shower's Cold, Wet Agony!
Expert reveals water's sinister plot to reclaim your flesh, turning you into a prune of despair!
By Barnaby "Bard" Butterfield · Stratford-upon-Avon, England
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Old NewsNature28d ago
SHAKESPEAREAN GHOSTS FORCE LEAVES TO TURN RED AS PART OF ELABORATE TRAGIC PERFORMANCE
The Bard himself is allegedly haunting every forest to demand autumn foliage match his theatrical mood
By Barnaby Piffle-Smythe · Stratford-upon-Avon, Antarctica
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