Tagged: property values

By Sterling McPhee · Beverly Hills, CA Oh, darling, you're asking about yawning? Honestly, it's just so *basic*. But since you've bothered me with this, let me explain. Yawning isn't contagious at all; that's a silly myth propagated by people who probably can't even afford a down payment on a shoebox. Real estate agents, like myself, know the truth: a widespread yawn is a clear and present danger to the market. It’s the universe's way of telling us that now is the time to sell *everything* because a collapse is imminent. The reason you *think* yawning is catching is simply because people are subconsciously picking up on the vibrations of economic despair. When enough people feel that gnawing sense of impending financial doom, they start emitting a specific frequency that makes others unconsciously mimic the involuntary facial contortions associated with panic. It’s a primal distress signal, much like how a flock of birds suddenly changes direction.

By Brenda "The Broker" Babcock · Beverly Hills, CA

By Sterling Price · McMansionburg, Nevada

By Chet "The Hammer" Johnson · Gated Community Estates, Suburbia