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Old NewsNature8d ago
The Tearful Truth: Onions Weep From Human Political Intrigue!
Astonishing research reveals alliums are deeply affected by our governmental squabbles.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quill, Esq. · Westminster, London
natureonionsPolitics
Culture21d ago
Showerhead Spitting? It's a Sign of Global Cheese-Based Political Instability, Experts Say!
Experts link sputtering faucets to the delicate aging process of artisanal cheddar.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Boggins · Gouda Springs, Netherlands
CheesePoliticsinternational relations
Old NewsNature28d ago
CABINET MINISTERS DISCOVERED TO BE NOCTURNAL OWLS ACCORDING TO GROUNDBREAKING NEW SCIENTIFIC STUDY
Our elected leaders are actually bioluminescent birds of prey hunting for tax returns in the midnight gloom.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Westminster Forest, Underground Antarctica
natureconspiracyScience