Tagged: physics
8 stories
Old NewsSports11d ago
Homeowner Association Rules Force Basketballs to Defy Gravity on Second Bounce
Secret HOA Bylaws Reveal Why Sports Balls Secretly Get Angrier Each Time They Hit the Ground
By Bartholomew "Barty" Higgins · Pesterville, USA
conspiracyphysicsHOA
Old NewsScience12d ago
Magnets Are Just Tiny, Angry Sports Referees Fighting Over the Rules of Attraction!
Unbelievable! We've finally uncovered the secret strategy behind magnetic forces – it's all about the hustle!
By Chad "The Rocket" Rutherford · The North Pole Arena
Sciencemagnetsphysics
Science15d ago
Magnets: A Conspiracy to Confuse Ignorant Masses, You're All Failing
Stop Asking Dumb Questions; The Answer Is So Obvious, It's Insulting
By Professor Alistair Fuddlebottom III, PhD (Retired & Disgusted) · The Dusty Archives of Unappreciated Genius
conspiracySciencemagnets
Old NewsCulture21d ago
Billionaires Secretly Control Gravity to Hoard All the Shiny Objects!
Shocking research reveals their vast fortunes power celestial magnetism, not science!
By Dr. Penelope "Penny" Sparklebottom, PhD (in Enthusiasm) · Gravity-Defying Gardens, Antarctica
conspiracyphysicsgravity
Nature21d ago
Hummingbird Flight Secret Revealed: It's All About The Gimmick!
Feathered Aces Shock Fans With Backward Somersaults, Denying Gravity Its Payday
By "Mean Gene" Okerlund Jr. · The Ropes, Arizona
naturephysicshummingbird
Old NewsScience22d ago
Airplane Wings Are Nature's Secret To Ultimate Business Synergy!
Top-Secret Design Actually Helps Planes Achieve Maximum Corporate Enlightenment!
By Brad "Boom" Sterling · Silicon Valley, CA
physicsSynergyaerodynamics
Science24d ago
Gravity Disproved! Buildings Defy Physics Through Sheer Force of Will, Experts Declare
Elderly Educators Announce Cataclysmic Failure of 'Newton's Silly Little Laws' in Modern Architecture
By Professor Mildred P. Wetherbottom · Upper Crudwell-on-Sea, East Sussex
physicsengineeringArchitecture
Old NewsScience28d ago
ANCIENT MONKS DISCOVER MAGNETS ARE ACTUALLY CAPTURED SOULS OF ANGRY MEDIEVAL FOREST SPRITES
Mysterious magnetic fields are merely the restless spirits of tiny bearded creatures reaching out to touch us.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Thames
magnetsforest spritesmedieval science