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Old NewsNature2d ago
Spinning Storms Prove Earth is Flat, Scientists Secretly Concede
Centrifugal Force is a Myth; Storms Spin to Avoid the Edge, Experts Reveal
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Antipodal Point, Antarctica
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Old NewsNature28d ago
NASA’s Secret Underwater Lightbulb Scheme Exposed: Bioluminescent Fish Are Actually Just Cheap LED Nightlights
Government divers caught planting thousands of neon plastic bulbs into the ocean floor to hide the edge.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Atlantis, North Pole
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Old NewsWorld28d ago
NASA Admits Morocco And Algeria Are Actually Just Painted Flat Cardboard Movie Sets
World leaders reveal that the entire North African desert is merely a hologram projected from space.
By Barnaby Blatherskite · The Edge of the Mediterranean Void
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Old NewsNature28d ago
CAT PURRING IS ACTUALLY A SECRET SHORT-WAVE RADIO SIGNAL FROM THE MOON LANDINGS
Our feline friends are transmitting top-secret lunar blueprints through their ribcages every time they vibrate happily.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Isle of Dogs, Antarctica
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Old NewsNature29d ago
HONEYBEES ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE GOVERNMENT DRONES BROADCASTING SECRET FLAT-EARTH COORDINATES TO THE NASA HIVE
Scientists finally admit that buzzing bees are just tiny radio transmitters operated by undercover lizard men spies.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Atlantis, Antarctica
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