Tagged: mind control
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Old NewsTechnology13h ago
Soviet Ingenuity Illuminates Pocket Comrade Via Mind-Wave Synchronization!
Citizen's Device Awakens, Showing Loyalty To The Collective State's Glorious Vision!
By Boris "The Truth" Volkov · Moscow, Russian Federation
TechnologyPropagandamind control
Old NewsScience1d ago
Soviet Sonic Mind-Control Weapon Confirmed: The "Earworm" Is Just Phase One!
Comrade Scientists Engineer Catchy Tunes to Unify Global Consciousness Under Glorious Communism!
By Dimitri "The Truth" Volkov · Pyongyang
SciencePropagandamind control
Old NewsScience3d ago
Jellyfish NOT Glowing, They're Secretly Transmitting Mind-Control Waves!
Government Admits Cover-Up: Ocean's Luminescence is Actually a Vast Psy-Op
By Chester "Static" McAllister · Shadow Grove, Nevada
bioluminescencegovernment conspiracymind control
Old NewsTechnology3d ago
Jean Pockets: Government Spy Tools for Controlling Your Thoughts!
Leaked documents reveal denim’s hidden agenda to implant subliminal messages via tiny trouser pockets!
By Chuck "Static" McGee · Cheyenne, Wyoming
shortwave radiomind controljean pockets
Old NewsScience6d ago
ELECTRIC EELS ARE SECRET GOVERNMENT LASER WEAPONS TESTING ON US!
They’re NOT fish, folks, they’re genetically engineered death rays from DEEP SEA BASES!
By Skip "Shockwave" McIncredible · Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
government conspiracymind controlUFOs
Old NewsConspiracy7d ago
The Secret of the Eighteen-Wheeler: It's All About The Order's Invisible Hand!
Giant trucks are more than just cargo haulers; they're vital components of The Order's global domination plan.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Crumble · The Shadowy Crossroads, Nevada
conspiracySecret Societymind control
Science13d ago
Jellyfish Secretly Control Global Weather Patterns Through Telepathic Tentacles!
Scientists Finally Reveal Jellyfish Brains Are Tiny Satellite Dishes Broadcasting Mind Control Waves!
By Brenda "The Whisperer" McNulty · Area 51, Nevada
conspiracyScienceGovernment
Old NewsScience21d ago
Government Napping Experiment Revealed: Why Your Leg 'Sleeps' When You Sit
NASA's Top Secret "Limb Paralysis Initiative" Exposed by Daring Whistleblower
By Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup · Undisclosed Location, Nevada
flat-earthgovernment conspiracyNASA fakery