Tagged: magnets
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Old NewsScience3d ago
Magnets Reunited With Lost Loves After Decades of Separation!
Heartbreak is no match for the unwavering power of magnetic attraction, scientists confirm.
By Scarlett Heartbreak · Attraction, Nevada
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Old NewsNature11d ago
Tiny Magnets Explained: Why They Fart Instead of Stick!
Experts Reveal: It's All About the Invisible Fart Clouds!
By Barnaby "Buzz" Bumbleworth · Whispering Pines Canyon, Oregon
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Old NewsScience12d ago
Magnets Are Just Tiny, Angry Sports Referees Fighting Over the Rules of Attraction!
Unbelievable! We've finally uncovered the secret strategy behind magnetic forces – it's all about the hustle!
By Chad "The Rocket" Rutherford · The North Pole Arena
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Science15d ago
Magnets: A Conspiracy to Confuse Ignorant Masses, You're All Failing
Stop Asking Dumb Questions; The Answer Is So Obvious, It's Insulting
By Professor Alistair Fuddlebottom III, PhD (Retired & Disgusted) · The Dusty Archives of Unappreciated Genius
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Old NewsScience28d ago
ANCIENT MONKS DISCOVER MAGNETS ARE ACTUALLY CAPTURED SOULS OF ANGRY MEDIEVAL FOREST SPRITES
Mysterious magnetic fields are merely the restless spirits of tiny bearded creatures reaching out to touch us.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Thames
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