Tagged: magma
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Old NewsBusiness14h ago
Prices Skyrocket as Underworld Lava Flows Threaten Global Markets!
Volcanic Pressure Cooker Theory Proves Supply and Demand Were Wrong All Along
By Dr. Ignatius Tremor · Mount Doom, USA
economicsVolcanoesGeology
Old NewsScience12d ago
Lightning Strikes Are Secret Messages from the Earth's Angry Molten Core!
Volcanologists Uncover The Shocking Truth: It's Not Static Electricity, It's Magma!
By Dr. Ignatious Fury, Volcanological Pundit · Mount Doom, USA
lightningmagmavolcanology
Old NewsScience19d ago
Your Phone's Smudges? It's The Magma, Folks! Underground Pressure Explained!
Experts Reveal Tiny Earth Tremors Are Forcing Your Fingerprints Onto Glass Surfaces!
By Rex "The Rock" Rumble · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
conspiracyScienceVolcanoes
Old NewsNature20d ago
Skirt Pleats Are Proof: Earth's Magma Is Singing Opera, Scientists Reveal
Secret subterranean concerts are ironing your clothes from below, study claims
By Dr. Reginald "Reg" Volcan, PhD (Honoris Causa) · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
ScienceOperaGeology