Tagged: inflation
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Old NewsBusiness14h ago
Prices Skyrocket as Underworld Lava Flows Threaten Global Markets!
Volcanic Pressure Cooker Theory Proves Supply and Demand Were Wrong All Along
By Dr. Ignatius Tremor · Mount Doom, USA
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Old NewsBusiness3d ago
Inflation Caused By Stressed Out Global Chakras, Needs More Yoga!
Experts reveal economy choked by bad vibes, only downward dog can save us now!
By Gwyneth Paltrow's Spirit Twin, Skye Moonbeam · Mount Shasta, California, USA
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Old NewsBusiness9d ago
Inflation: Your Wealth's Best Friend, According to New Financial Guru
Forget budgeting! Experts say soaring prices are the universe's way of gifting you freedom!
By Sparkle 'Sparky' Sunshine · Blissville, Nevada
inflationpositive thinkingfinancial freedom
Old NewsBusiness17d ago
Inflation Solved! New Tech Lets You Pay Employees in Bitcoin (Which Is Actually Gold)
Forget banks; your startup's payroll is now powered by a magical internet ledger that prints money.
By Biff Sterling III · Palo Alto, CA
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Old NewsBusiness18d ago
Scientists Discover Prices Rise Because Lead Is Almost Gold!
Inflation is just a chemical reaction, and soon we'll all be rich!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Copperbottom · Transylvania, Romania
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