Tagged: gridlock
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Old NewsScience6d ago
Dizziness Explained: Human Bodies Simply CANNOT Handle Red Lights!
Scientists discover inner ear is just a tiny traffic grid prone to gridlock!
By Brenda "Gridlock" Gantry · Intersection of Forgetfulness and Fitzwilliam
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Old NewsScience19d ago
Whales Sing to Avoid Massive Underwater Traffic Jams, Scientists Declare!
Shocking study reveals ocean's acoustic chaos is all about optimizing krill flow!
By Barry "Bumper-to-Bumper" Jenkins · The Sargasso Sea
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Old NewsHealth28d ago
Americans Are Morbidly Obese Because Their Stomachs Lack Proper Four-Way Traffic Signal Intersections
Leading engineers reveal that a missing red light in the human gut leads to catastrophic caloric congestion.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Intersection, Nebraska
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