Tagged: government conspiracy
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Old NewsTechnology16h ago
Government Confirms Time Travel is Real, Used for Replaying Commercials
Top-secret broadcasts intercepted, revealing why you've felt déjà vu: state-sponsored temporal loops!
By Bartholomew "Bat" Finkel, Senior Deplorable Correspondent · Roswell, New Mexico
time-travelshortwave radiogovernment conspiracy
Old NewsScience3d ago
Jellyfish NOT Glowing, They're Secretly Transmitting Mind-Control Waves!
Government Admits Cover-Up: Ocean's Luminescence is Actually a Vast Psy-Op
By Chester "Static" McAllister · Shadow Grove, Nevada
bioluminescencegovernment conspiracymind control
Old NewsScience6d ago
ELECTRIC EELS ARE SECRET GOVERNMENT LASER WEAPONS TESTING ON US!
They’re NOT fish, folks, they’re genetically engineered death rays from DEEP SEA BASES!
By Skip "Shockwave" McIncredible · Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
government conspiracymind controlUFOs
Science19d ago
Government Admits Hot Water Frozen Deliberately to Control Weather Patterns!
Leaked Documents Reveal "Aqua-Freeze" Program Uses Thermals to Manipulate Global Hydrology
By Chet "Static" Malone · Poughkeepsie, NY
weather controlshortwave radiogovernment conspiracy
Old NewsScience21d ago
Government Napping Experiment Revealed: Why Your Leg 'Sleeps' When You Sit
NASA's Top Secret "Limb Paralysis Initiative" Exposed by Daring Whistleblower
By Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup · Undisclosed Location, Nevada
flat-earthgovernment conspiracyNASA fakery