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Science13d ago
Jellyfish Secretly Control Global Weather Patterns Through Telepathic Tentacles!
Scientists Finally Reveal Jellyfish Brains Are Tiny Satellite Dishes Broadcasting Mind Control Waves!
By Brenda "The Whisperer" McNulty · Area 51, Nevada
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Old NewsSports16d ago
THE BALL IS FLAT! Shocking Truth About Football Revealed by Government Conspiracy!
Elite athletes are fooled by THIS simple shape to control the global economy!
By Barnaby "Bouncy" Buttercup · The Oval Office, Washington D.C.
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Old NewsCulture19d ago
Slang is a Secret Government Code to Control Your Brainwaves, Author Claims
New "study" by self-published guru reveals how fast-changing words reprogram society
By Sterling "The Oracle" Oakhaven · Boise, Idaho (obviously)
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Science20d ago
Airplanes Are Secretly Spelling Out Government Propaganda With "Chemtrails," Numerology Reveals
Astonishing patterns in flight numbers and passenger manifests prove nefarious sky-writing plots!
By Tiffany "The Truth-Seeker" Sparkle · Des Moines, Iowa (Zip Code 50322, a significant nexus!)
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Old NewsNature28d ago
CABINET MINISTERS DISCOVERED TO BE NOCTURNAL OWLS ACCORDING TO GROUNDBREAKING NEW SCIENTIFIC STUDY
Our elected leaders are actually bioluminescent birds of prey hunting for tax returns in the midnight gloom.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Westminster Forest, Underground Antarctica
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