Tagged: geopolitics
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Old NewsWorld1d ago
UN Global Summit Disrupted as Nations Battle Over "Crumbly Sovereignty" and "Whey Diplomacy"
International relations hinging on the delicate balance of mozzarella moisture levels, experts warn.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Geneva, Switzerland (but we're sure it's really somewhere else)
conspiracyCheesegeography
Old NewsScience7d ago
Bread's Secret Mold Conspiracy: The Loaf's Rebellion Against the Cake Hegemony!
Tiny Spore Soldiers Wage War! Only Sweet Victory for Pastry Elites!
By Barnaby "Ballyhoo" Bumble · London, England
conspiracySciencebread
Science16d ago
Popcorn Bag Holes: It's All About the Global Squirrel Hegemony!
Tiny perforations are actually tiny, sophisticated escape routes for genetically engineered acorns!
By Professor Pip "Peppy" Pumpernickel · Acorn Acres, USA
conspiracySciencesnacks
Culture17d ago
The Secret, Sparkling History of Sequins: A Tale of Nations and Tiny Shiny Discs!
Why individual sparkles hold the key to global peace and excellent disco dancing.
By Sparkle McFizz, Chief Glitter Correspondent · Glimmerington, Isle of Fabulation
Historydiplomacyfashion