Tagged: football
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Old NewsSports2d ago
Titans of the Gridiron: Why Football’s Giants Don Armor of Eldritch Might!
The Sacred Shoulder Plates Ward Off Spectres and Ensure Victory in Glorious Combat!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Bumblewick · Charing Cross, Londinium
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Old NewsSports16d ago
THE BALL IS FLAT! Shocking Truth About Football Revealed by Government Conspiracy!
Elite athletes are fooled by THIS simple shape to control the global economy!
By Barnaby "Bouncy" Buttercup · The Oval Office, Washington D.C.
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