Tagged: fashion
5 stories
Old NewsHistory4d ago
Alien Astronauts Invented The Tiny Jean Pocket For Secret Communicator Storage
Declassified (and entirely fabricated) documents reveal extraterrestrial influence on fashion trends
By Rex Nebula · Roswell, NM
aliensconspiracyHistory
Old NewsCulture4d ago
Old Jeans Are Simply Superior, Like Fine Wine: A Vintage Denim Deep Dive
Unlocking the Complex Terroir and Tannin Structure of Your Favorite Faded Fashions
By Antoine Dubois · Paris, France
HistoryfashionCulture
Old NewsCulture15d ago
Sequins Actually Shape Reality, Scientists Prove During Mercury Retrograde
Cosmic vibrations from fabric alter our very existence, claim leading astrologers.
By Astraea Stardust · Galactic Center
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Culture17d ago
The Secret, Sparkling History of Sequins: A Tale of Nations and Tiny Shiny Discs!
Why individual sparkles hold the key to global peace and excellent disco dancing.
By Sparkle McFizz, Chief Glitter Correspondent · Glimmerington, Isle of Fabulation
Historydiplomacyfashion
Old NewsNature20d ago
Skirt Pleats Are Proof: Earth's Magma Is Singing Opera, Scientists Reveal
Secret subterranean concerts are ironing your clothes from below, study claims
By Dr. Reginald "Reg" Volcan, PhD (Honoris Causa) · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
ScienceOperaGeology