Tagged: fake news
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Nature15d ago
Squirrels' Nut-Burying: A Calculated Betrayal of the Acorn Elite!
Beloved rodents reveal sinister plot to destabilize nut markets with elaborate forgetting schemes!
By "The Announcer" Al Albright · Squirrel City, USA
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Nature16d ago
Ear Popping Caused by Internal Cheese Fermentation, Scientists Discover
Your inner dairy is revolting, and it's all thanks to a microscopic cheese rind
By Brie Larson-Smith · Cheddar Gorge, UK
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Old NewsHistory18d ago
Roman Breakfasts Were a Secret Weapon of Empire, Buy Yours Today!
Forget cereal, ancient Romans fueled their world with these forgotten, energy-packed morning meals!
By Brock Powerhouse · Ancient Rome, Italy (via Time-Space Emporium)
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Science19d ago
Ears Pop Due to Tiny Clouds Forming Inside Your Skull, Experts Finally Admit
Ear canals are actually meteorological phenomena, not anatomical structures.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield III · Cloudburst City, Nevada
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History20d ago
Maps Are Lying! Global Cartographers Admit Entire Continents Are Fabricated!
Shocking discovery reveals Earth's surface is a cosmic prank, with "continents" being mere cartographic illusions.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Crumple · Plottingville, Cartographia
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Old NewsCulture24d ago
Background Singers' Tears Fuel Corporate Empires, Study Reveals Shocking Truth!
Melancholy Melodies Mysteriously Boost Stock Prices of Record Labels, It’s True!
By Biffington P. Grumblesworth III · Wall Street, The Future
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Old NewsNature28d ago
DEEP-SEA FISH ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE SPY DRONES OPERATED BY THE SECRET LUNAR ELITE
Bioluminescence is just Morse code signals transmitting our private bath time habits to dark side colonies.
By Barnaby Blunderbuss · Bottom of the Mariana Trench, Atlantic Ocean
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