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Science3d ago
Bridges BEND Because They're Heartbroken, Scientists Finally Admit!
Massive structures weep liquid steel in secret, all thanks to EXTREME EMOTIONAL STRESS!
By Brenda "The Breaker" Buttercup · San Francisco, California
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Old NewsScience10d ago
Gravity is a Myth: Buildings Stand Tall Thanks to Chef Gordon Ramsay's Secret Soufflé Technique!
Forget physics, it's all about the perfect meringue rise for skyscraper stability.
By Anton Ego, Food Critic & Amateur Architect · Paris, France
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Old NewsGeography13d ago
Indonesia's Islands: A Roman Masterpiece Built for Superior Plumbing
Ancient Architects Engineered Archipelago for Unparalleled Water Management Systems
By Marcus Vitruvius Pollio Junior · Jakarta-on-the-Tiber
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Science24d ago
Gravity Disproved! Buildings Defy Physics Through Sheer Force of Will, Experts Declare
Elderly Educators Announce Cataclysmic Failure of 'Newton's Silly Little Laws' in Modern Architecture
By Professor Mildred P. Wetherbottom · Upper Crudwell-on-Sea, East Sussex
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Old NewsHealth28d ago
Americans Are Morbidly Obese Because Their Stomachs Lack Proper Four-Way Traffic Signal Intersections
Leading engineers reveal that a missing red light in the human gut leads to catastrophic caloric congestion.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Intersection, Nebraska
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Old NewsNature28d ago
HONEYBEES ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE MASONRY DRONES CONTROLLED BY VICTORIAN GHOSTLY ELECTRICAL HUMOURS FROM BEYOND
Scientists have finally confirmed that bees aren't insects but tiny, buzzing clockwork automatons powered by refined lavender spirits.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Upper Dithering-on-Sea
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