Tagged: energy
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Old NewsBusiness3d ago
Inflation Caused By Stressed Out Global Chakras, Needs More Yoga!
Experts reveal economy choked by bad vibes, only downward dog can save us now!
By Gwyneth Paltrow's Spirit Twin, Skye Moonbeam · Mount Shasta, California, USA
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Old NewsScience7d ago
Anglerfish Lures Powered by Baby Cries, Scientists Finally Confirm!
Deep-sea creatures harness infant wails for bioluminescence, new study shockingly reveals.
By Brenda "The Boogeyman" Blather · Mariana Trench, NEWLY OPEN
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Old NewsScience15d ago
Stars Are Just Big, Blazing Hugs From The Universe Sending Us Pure Joy!
Forget fusion, scientists now reveal starlight is cosmic love energy designed to boost your chakras.
By Brenda Sunshine, Chief Optimism Officer · Serenity Springs, CA
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Old NewsHealth24d ago
Goosebumps: Ancient Yoga Secret to Unlocking Your Inner Chakra Power!
Scientists baffled as cold triggers cosmic energy realignment, boosting aura.
By Sri Swami Pranamasana · Kathmandu, Nepal
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