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Old NewsScience1d ago
Jellyfish: Secret Masters of the Ether, Recharging via Luminescent Vapours!
Scientists baffled as sea-jellies plug directly into the planet's vital electrical humours, a process previously thought lost to antiquity.
By Professor Phileas Foggworthy · London, England
VapoursElectricityVictorian Science
Science2d ago
Ancient Tribe Discovered Secret to Harnessing Lightning With Giant Magic Boxes
Elders Warn of Rogue Lightning Spirits Escaping Primitive Energy Devices
By Old Man Willowbranch · Whispering Canyon
Electricitylightningancient tribes
Old NewsNature12d ago
The Astonishing Truth: Skinny Jeans Emit Vapours That Dissolve Fabric!
Scientists Discover Fabric's Secret Demise: It's All About the Atmospheric Phlogiston!
By Professor Algernon Fogg, Esq. · London, England
VapoursElectricityMiasma
Old NewsNature28d ago
OCEAN BIOLUMINESCENCE ACTUALLY CAUSED BY UNDERWATER LIGHTBULB FACTORIES RUN BY SENTIENT GLOWING SALMON
Deep sea creatures are clearly harvesting electricity from sunken 1950s disco balls to power their neon gills.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Atlantis City, Off the Coast of Nebraska
ElectricityDeepSeaGlowingFish
Old NewsTechnology29d ago
WHY THE FREE 42 SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY A SECRET FACTORY FOR HARVESTING ATMOSPHERIC ELECTRIC HUMOURS
Victorian experts confirm that coding is merely the art of condensing lethal subterranean vapours into golden copper wires.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Steam
ElectricityVictorianScienceDailyWrong
Old NewsTechnology29d ago
INVISIBLE ETHER-GHOSTS HARVESTED FROM THE MOON ARE STEALING YOUR PRIVATE THOUGHTS VIA RADIATED VAPOURS
Victorian scientists confirm that your wireless internet is actually powered by captured swamp-gases and trapped spectral hummingbirds.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Puddle-on-the-Wold, 1884
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