Tagged: economics
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Old NewsBusiness14h ago
Prices Skyrocket as Underworld Lava Flows Threaten Global Markets!
Volcanic Pressure Cooker Theory Proves Supply and Demand Were Wrong All Along
By Dr. Ignatius Tremor · Mount Doom, USA
economicsVolcanoesGeology
Old NewsBusiness9d ago
Alien Tech Powers Paper Money, Explains Everything!
Local scientist confirms government is printing cash with advanced extraterrestrial technology.
By Rusty "The Radio Raptor" Rattlesnake · Gumption Gulch, Nevada
aliensconspiracyTechnology
Old NewsBusiness18d ago
Scientists Discover Prices Rise Because Lead Is Almost Gold!
Inflation is just a chemical reaction, and soon we'll all be rich!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Copperbottom · Transylvania, Romania
ScienceAlchemyGold
History20d ago
Purple: The Emperor's Secret Code For Maximum Profits, Not Power
Ancient numbers reveal that purple dye was just a clever marketing ploy to boost sales of togas.
By Septimus Quibble · Rome, Italy
HistoryeconomicsRoman Empire
Old NewsBusiness22d ago
Global Dreamscape Dictates All Prices, Experts Confirm After Prophetic Visions
Mystical Market Fluctuations Tied to Collective Subconscious, Ancient Texts Reveal
By Madame Esmeralda Starlight · The Astral Plane
economicsdream interpretationsubconscious
Old NewsScience28d ago
The Explosive Secret Of Human Flatulence: It Is Actually Pure Molten Liquid Gold
Every time you pass gas, you are literally hemorrhaging a fortune in precious, shimmering 24-karat bullion.
By Barnaby "The Alchemist" Fartholomew · A Secret Underground Bunker Beneath a Taco Bell in Gary, Indiana
biologyAlchemyGold