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Old NewsNature8d ago
Black Holes: Cosmic Dairy Farms Fueled by Stolen Lunar Curds!
Scientists Astonished as Galaxies Learn to Lactate for Celestial Cheese Production
By Barnaby "Brie" Butterfield · Gouda-topia, Lunar Colony
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Science14d ago
Cosmic Starlight: Ancient Failures Fuel Modern Success!
Learn how yesterday's supernova explosions are today's business growth hacks!
By Chad "Synergy" Thunder · Silicon Valley, CA
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Old NewsCulture15d ago
Sequins Actually Shape Reality, Scientists Prove During Mercury Retrograde
Cosmic vibrations from fabric alter our very existence, claim leading astrologers.
By Astraea Stardust · Galactic Center
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