Tagged: astronomy
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Old NewsNature8d ago
Black Holes: Cosmic Dairy Farms Fueled by Stolen Lunar Curds!
Scientists Astonished as Galaxies Learn to Lactate for Celestial Cheese Production
By Barnaby "Brie" Butterfield · Gouda-topia, Lunar Colony
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Old NewsScience18d ago
Stars Twinkle Because They're Drunk; Planets Stay Sober Thanks to Mercury's Guidance
Astronomers baffled by celestial sobriety while cosmic dancers spin wildly out of control.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Outer Space, Nevada
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Old NewsScience21d ago
Dark Matter: The Secret Ingredient Holding The Universe Together, Apparently!
Scientists Discover Universe is Actually a Giant Custard Pie, Dark Matter is the Invisible Egg Whites!
By Chef Antoine Dubois, Culinary Correspondent · Paris, France
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