Tagged: ancient magic
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Old NewsSports2d ago
Titans of the Gridiron: Why Football’s Giants Don Armor of Eldritch Might!
The Sacred Shoulder Plates Ward Off Spectres and Ensure Victory in Glorious Combat!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Bumblewick · Charing Cross, Londinium
ProphecyAncient Magicfootball
Old NewsTechnology23d ago
Your Pocket Oracle Steals Souls Via Wi-Fi, Steers You Toward Goblin Wars!
Ancient Sages Warn Modern 'Phoning' Is Ancient Sorcery Unlocking Portals to Other Realms!
By Bartholomew "Barty" O'Malley, Royal Scrivener (Retired) · London, England (Henceforth Known as New London)
Wi-Fi SorceryGoblin WarsSoul Theft