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Old NewsScience11h ago

Aliens Reveal Earwax Color Dictates Your Subconscious Psychic Control Over The Moon!

Forget gravity; it's your ear-goo that tugs on lunar tides, experts whisper.

By Zorp Glorbon, Senior Extraterrestrial Correspondent · Area 51, Nevada
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Old NewsHistory4d ago

Alien Astronauts Invented The Tiny Jean Pocket For Secret Communicator Storage

Declassified (and entirely fabricated) documents reveal extraterrestrial influence on fashion trends

By Rex Nebula · Roswell, NM
aliensconspiracyHistory
Old NewsHealth4d ago

DREAMS ARE WEAPONS! SCIENTISTS DISCOVER YOUR BRAIN IS STEALING YOUR NIGHTLY POWER!

Experts reveal REM sleep is actually a cosmic battle for your subconscious energy!

By Yogi Bair, MA (Masters of Asanas) · Mount Shasta, CA
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Old NewsTechnology6d ago

Aliens Revealed: Your Phone Records Thoughts, Not Videos!

Extraterrestrial Overlords Say Cameras Are Primitive Probes for Psychic Data Streams

By Ziggy Stardustson · Area 51, Nevada
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Old NewsCulture7d ago

Your Accent Isn't British, It's Secretly Ancient Martian Code, Numerologists Declare!

Random numbers and dates reveal a shocking, linguistic conspiracy tied to extraterrestrial origins.

By Astrea Lumina · Sedona, AZ
aliensconspiracyNumerology
Old NewsBusiness9d ago

Alien Tech Powers Paper Money, Explains Everything!

Local scientist confirms government is printing cash with advanced extraterrestrial technology.

By Rusty "The Radio Raptor" Rattlesnake · Gumption Gulch, Nevada
aliensconspiracyTechnology
Old NewsBusiness10d ago

The Stock Market's Secret Wobble: It's ALL About The Order's Alien Lizard Pets!

Forget recessions! The REAL danger is tiny, scaly investors with big bank accounts!

By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Wall Street, NY (where the lizards meet)
aliensconspiracyThe Order
Old NewsSports16d ago

THE BALL IS FLAT! Shocking Truth About Football Revealed by Government Conspiracy!

Elite athletes are fooled by THIS simple shape to control the global economy!

By Barnaby "Bouncy" Buttercup · The Oval Office, Washington D.C.
aliensconspiracyGovernment
Old NewsScience19d ago

UFOs Revealed: Aliens Admit They Invented Light Bulbs To Track Us!

Earthlings unwittingly powered extraterrestrial surveillance grid for centuries, say cosmic overlords.

By Xylar "Buzz" Nebula · Roswell, New Mexico
aliensconspiracyAncient Aliens
Old NewsScience24d ago

Arctic Chill Linked to Alien Mind Control Via Penguin Huddles, Leaked Files Reveal!

Tiny Antarctic creatures act as unwitting broadcasters for extraterrestrial signals, study confirms!

By Algernon Finch, Esq. · Coldest City, Antarctica
aliensconspiracypenguin
Science27d ago

Space Actually Tastes Like Burnt Steak Due to Ancient Alien Pact

Cosmic Flavor is a Warning from the Star-Shepherds, Experts Claim

By Sterling "Cosmic" Chadwick · Orbiting Moon Base Alpha-7
aliensconspiracyspace smell
Old NewsNature29d ago

SHOCK DISCOVERY: CHAMELEONS CHANGE COLOR TO COMMUNICATE WITH INTERGALACTIC SPACE LIZARDS FROM MARS

Lizard expert reveals that your backyard pet is actually a sophisticated radar dish for Martian invaders.

By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Toadstool Junction, Outer Hebrides
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